var RandumNumber = Math.round(Math.random()* 3);
				  if(RandumNumber == 0){document.write("This site uses 100% recycled ASCII characters.")};
				  if(RandumNumber == 1){document.write("This site is <b>certified</b> to be non polluting.")};
				  if(RandumNumber == 2){document.write("This site is best viewed with a computer.")};
				  if(RandumNumber == 3){document.write("This site is <b>(((( In Stereo Where Available ))))</b>")};